February 2012
chasingdownparadise:
too busy complaining about school to study
Omfg my dash is so fucking dead right now
Friend: How do I find you on tumblr?
Me: You don't.
“Stories never really end…even if the books like to pretend they do. Stories...”
– Cornelia Funke (Inkspell) (via cardigaans)
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people.
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender and lemme bang some cabinets and drill some holes in the wall
*a friends speech on my wedding day*
friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
